View Full Version : The Erotic Anything Goes Thread !
Borba
10-10-2003, 08:39 AM
We can talk about anything anyone wants to. Anyone and i mean absolutely anyone can post in this thread. This thread is the best thread in the whole of these forums. Need is say more? :argue:
No Sir :D but the thread title should be more exciting/hot&spicy so we can lure others to the thread ;)
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:19 AM
Is that better ;) :D
:tong: great, but in CAPS!
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:21 AM
how the hell do i change the thread title? it wont let me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :(
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:23 AM
Also monte, why are you hidden? You scared of me or what? :tongue1:
Am I hidden? Well you see that I'm online posting right so what's the difference :D! I'll change the status ;)
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:27 AM
:crazyt:
so what are you doing right now? (dont say that you are reading my post :D )
Very interesting question, I am listening to an MP3 CD that a friend of mine sent me :D
what about you.... don't you ever sleep?!?
I had a nice erotic screensaver for you but damn these things can't get attached to the post
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:39 AM
While im talking to you im doing a programming assignment... and no i never sleep :tong:
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:41 AM
Pity about the screensaver :sad:
:eek: I must admit that talking to me is the right compensation then :tong:
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:44 AM
Absolutely ;)
What music are you listening to? Dutch hip-hop? :tong: :D
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:48 AM
I can see you now :)
That's odd..... when you want to attach it says that MP3's can be attached so I tried and didn't get an error but I don't see it.
Dutch hip-hop? :tong: no... it has everything on it from [recent] Serbian to UK Sugababes to that old Nigerian singing smooth operator ;)
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:51 AM
The demo for FIFA 2004 and is coming out in then next few hours... should be interesting.
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:53 AM
What size is the file you are trying to attach?
Ok I got something that might be a little too ***** for young souls... don't blame me! :D
:ashamed: :( i might have to remove that one again soon....
Borba
10-10-2003, 09:59 AM
looks like she is trying to lick that rock, i dont know why :D
no wonder you cant attach a 2.5mb file LOL
listen smartass :D i didnt get a failure message which you usually get when you attach something thats too big so there;)
what is the usual size of an mp3 if i may ask?
I see these two in the garden! :eek:
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:04 AM
Asking what the usual size of an mp3 is, is like asking how long a piece of string is. ive got a few good pics too, ill post them...
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:07 AM
Here you go:
I know but usually MP3 songs have a somewhat similar size. So, if the message is Valid file extensions: gif jpg png txt zip bmp jpeg mpg mp3 then it's odd when it doesn't work when I tried to attach my MP3 and then you're blaming me for it since the size is so big :D Well I don't have a 50kb mp3 sorry
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:11 AM
Another one:
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by MNT
I know but usually MP3 songs have a somewhat similar size. So, if the message is Valid file extensions: gif jpg png txt zip bmp jpeg mpg mp3 then it's odd when it doesn't work when I tried to attach my MP3 and then you're blaming me for it since the size is so big :D Well I don't have a 50kb mp3 sorry
I forgive you
I don't have any funny ones left :mad: I should have never cleaned my comp.
I was here once:
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:19 AM
Ive been to montenegro too... when i was a little boy (1992)... budva i think it was :confused:
does this look like monte? :rolleyes:
;)
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:22 AM
I dont know does it :confused: ;)
well ok the sea beach and maybe trees do [how would I know?! Im acting like an expert so I can say that I forgive you for the mistake just like you did with me :D] it's greece.
what are you studying Borba?
dont you just love editing posts:hammer:
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:26 AM
How the hell am i meant to know that is greece!??!?
Im studying microelectronic engineering. You?
Did I say you were meant to know that?!?!
:eek: I am studying something far less complicated... business economics, and law whenever there's "time" left ;) [hey forgive me but I like sleeping]
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:30 AM
OMFG you are studying law lol, i was going to do that but then i found out i have a soul (joking :D). At least you will have enough money to visit me down here ;) :tong:
No the law study is something I do for fun [wrong choice of words]..... BE is my mainstream study ;)
I forgot .. was it Perth or Brisbane ?
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:34 AM
Brisbane
damn that is farther away [read more expensive ;)]
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:38 AM
Here is a pic:
that looks really, really nice. Is that at your university?
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:41 AM
No, that is the near the war memorial close to central station (train). The campus i go too isnt too pretty, ill try and find a picture...
here is a pic of the Feyenoord city
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:46 AM
I cant find pics from my campus, ill put up a different campus pic for you (better looking) :D
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:49 AM
Feyenoord/Rotterdam look nice, although i hear it can get pretty crowded in holland :D
he he true but only in the west of the country it's really, really crowded. the rest is pretty calm and many places even rural.
anyway, this is where we will meet:
Originally posted by Borba
I cant find pics from my campus, ill put up a different campus pic for you (better looking) :D
its nice.. and then to imagine that one friend of mine didnt want to go to Aus with me for a year because 'there are no universities there' :rolleyes:
I have an erotic post total number!
Borba
10-10-2003, 10:58 AM
Ive got the perfect uni for you and your friend... ill post it in just a sec.
Flo, feel free to join in anytime man ;)
he left :mad: :( as well as my erotic post total number.....
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:04 AM
Hey monte where did you go? :confused: :D
Where is that perfect uni!?
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:08 AM
This is the University of Queensland St Lucia Campus:
Originally posted by Flo
Are we talking about Asian lesbians in here?
No but how about Swedish and Norwegian ones ? Borba knows plenty of them
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:09 AM
Also, there are plenty of attractive Nordic girls at UQ (that probably wouldnt interest you;) ) :drlove:
I get the feeling that you are filled with love for Australia :D
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Flo
Are we talking about Asian lesbians in here?
Anything goes :D
huh? sorry flo instead of quoting your post I edited it :D anyway you can see my reply
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by MNT
I get the feeling that you are filled with love for Australia :D
I dont mind the place ;) . Although im not patriotic about it.
Originally posted by Borba
Also, there are plenty of attractive Nordic girls at UQ (that probably wouldnt interest you;) ) :drlove:
True... but we only get Germans and Japanese :mad: :tong:
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:16 AM
I think they come down here to get a tan... poor girls, they always get sunburnt because they stay out too long. LOL.
Come to think of it, why are you programming till late at night when it's the weekend tomorrow?!? Shouldn't you hook up with one of these Nordic girls instead? :zany:
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:18 AM
Well i could fail the course if you wanted me too :tong:
Originally posted by Borba
I think they come down here to get a tan... poor girls, they always get sunburnt because they stay out too long. LOL.
And then you step in and be their doctor?!
Originally posted by Borba
Well i could fail the course if you wanted me too :tong:
Hm no of course not but I do have to leave now :( *public says aaaaawwww*
we'll continue this later! sleep well woggy! :D:cool:
Humbird
10-10-2003, 11:19 AM
But where is the erotic stuff?
This is false advertising!
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:20 AM
And then you step in and be their doctor?!
Now now monte no need to be jealous ;)
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
But where is the erotic stuff?
This is false advertising!
Hook, Line and Sinker :D
Seriously though Humbird would would you like to see? We must make visitors happy
;)
Humbird
10-10-2003, 11:24 AM
I would like to see some erotic photos of microelectronic engineers
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:27 AM
Feel free to post any if you can find them. Although personally i dont like that sort of stuff (seeing as 94% of engineers enrolled are male:tong: ).
Humbird
10-10-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Borba
Feel free to post any if you can find them. Although personally i dont like that sort of stuff (seeing as 94% of engineers enrolled are male:tong: ).
No, that is your job. You started this thread and now you must keep your promises to us females who have come to visit your discussion.
Borba
10-10-2003, 11:38 AM
What would you have me do? :D
Humbird
10-10-2003, 11:45 AM
Photos, B. I want photos.
rezag
10-10-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Humbird
I would like to see some erotic photos of microelectronic engineers
erotic and engineers, never thought I would see those two words in the same sentence :tong:
Damnit, I asked for Asian Lesbian's and I'm not getting any....
Humbird
10-10-2003, 01:15 PM
No erotic engineers either. I must protest!
Borba
10-10-2003, 01:19 PM
I thought you werent talking to me no more? :D
Humbird
10-10-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Borba
I thought you werent talking to me no more? :D
Oh! That's right!
(this doesn't count)
Borba
10-10-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Humbird
Oh! That's right!
(this doesn't count)
I quite understand.... you cant help it. :tong: :D
Humbird
10-10-2003, 01:55 PM
No you don't........
Ooops. I did it again!
Borba
10-10-2003, 02:28 PM
So Humbird tell me about yourself. I only know that you are from the USA and for some godforsaken reason support argentina;) .
Originally posted by Borba
So Humbird tell me about yourself. I only know that you are from the USA and for some godforsaken reason support argentina;) .
She knows what's good for her. Besides, Argentina has the sexiest fans worldwide, and Humbird is no exception. :love2:
romulus
10-11-2003, 01:41 AM
Okay, here's a pic of my biscione
biscione.jpg Hey you said anything goes. What could be more erotic than a fine sample of biscione de marana?
Originally posted by Humbird
But where is the erotic stuff?
This is false advertising!
ok if you insist....
I had posted and deleted this pic but especially for the unsatisfied ones, this very dirty ASIAN LESBIAN will be posted again [she is deceiving her true nature on the pic dont worry] :tong: :D
Originally posted by Borba
Now now monte no need to be jealous ;)
:tong: sure Borba sureeeee
Humbird
10-11-2003, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by romulus
Okay, here's a pic of my biscione
biscione.jpg Hey you said anything goes. What could be more erotic than a fine sample of biscione de marana?
"Not Found
The requested URL was not found on this server"
rom, your biscione seems to be missing! :D
Humbird
10-11-2003, 05:21 AM
Zdravo, kako ste?. Zovem se Humbird. Živim u Cikagu i navijam za Lacio i reprezentaciju Argentine. Imate jako lep forum.
Borba
10-11-2003, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
"Not Found
The requested URL was not found on this server"
rom, your biscione seems to be missing! :D
Here you go:
100% satisfaction guaranteed :D
Im guessing this is what you are looking for...
Borba
10-11-2003, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
Zdravo, kako ste?. Zovem se Humbird. Živim u Cikagu i navijam za Lacio i reprezentaciju Argentine. Imate jako lep forum.
I cant complain. Thank you for the compliments :D. Did you find a translator on the web? :D. I must say that if you did, it is a damn good one. :cool:
Borba
10-11-2003, 05:39 AM
What is the population of chicago?
Hvala na lepim recima, Humbird! :D :clap: way to go
Borba
10-11-2003, 12:52 PM
Monte, you still around :confused: :D
Borba
10-11-2003, 01:20 PM
Good.
What are you up to now???
Borba
10-11-2003, 01:31 PM
:crazyt: :dontkn: :tooth:
:art: :noevil2: :devil: :flirt: :stress: :wallbang:
wanna have a piece of cheesecake?
Borba
10-11-2003, 01:37 PM
only if you made it ;) :D
I did.... [what excuse are you gonna come up with now eh? :D]
Borba
10-11-2003, 01:39 PM
i want some then
Beam it up, Scotty! :tongue1:
Borba
10-11-2003, 01:49 PM
Tastes like paper ...
:mad: it does not. use your imagination, i mean, imagine what kind of things you can do with a cheesecake [why the english call it "cheese"cake is still not clear to me]
Borba
10-11-2003, 01:52 PM
i dont have an imagination :D
you did say you were great looking previously...
Borba
10-11-2003, 02:02 PM
OH THAT WAS SO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!
:mad: :tongue1:
Borba
10-11-2003, 02:16 PM
so monte what are you doin now? :D
Well, Borba, right now I am dancing in wooden shoes and sing a song about windmills :)
pleaseeeeee come up with some more action :D
Humbird
10-11-2003, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Borba
I cant complain. Thank you for the compliments :D. Did you find a translator on the web? :D. I must say that if you did, it is a damn good one. :cool:
:D I have Serbian friends!
Humbird
10-11-2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Borba
What is the population of chicago?
about 3 million.
MNT what is the picture on your avatar?
Kovacevic
10-11-2003, 08:39 PM
A Serbian Saint i think :) :cool:
Borba
10-12-2003, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
:D I have Serbian friends!
Volim te :love:
It's a mosaic of Saint Stefan :)
Renfurm
10-12-2003, 11:45 AM
Who?
Borba
10-13-2003, 02:47 AM
Hey renfurm you hardly post here, but when you do your posts are not very inspiring ;). C'mon man.
Kut Lazovic ;) (monte you have to teach me more Dutch :))
Borba
10-13-2003, 02:51 AM
Saint Stefan:
http://www.galenfrysinger.com/Photos/svetistefan06.jpg
http://www.galenfrysinger.com/Photos/svetistefan02.jpg
hehe I found this pic somewhere else but nice work Borba :) If you really care, Saint Stefan was the first Christian martyr Renfurm.
oh.. the latter can be arranged ;)
Borba
10-13-2003, 07:21 AM
monte why arent you on msn? get on there now pleasd :) ;)
I wish I could but I don't have time for it now :( Tomorrow .. ? :)
btw.. I think the draw was rigged... could very well be that the balls with the top teams were warm and the weaker teams' balls cold... this was too coincidental.
Kovacevic
10-13-2003, 08:15 AM
borba you dumb bitch .... get off MNT's back :( :rolleyes: :mad:
Humbird
10-13-2003, 08:17 AM
explain more about the pictures. where are they?
Borba
10-13-2003, 08:40 AM
Humbird,
The pics i posted are the coast of montenegro (crna gora in serbian). The picture is of a tourist resort (i think). Very nice place to visit (although the last time i was there on holidays was in 1992 before the wars). I beleive Sylvester Stallone enjoyed visiting montenegro on holidays :) .
Humbird
10-13-2003, 08:49 AM
and the top picture, is that on montenegro too? where exactly?
Borba
10-13-2003, 08:53 AM
yes it is in montenegro in the same town as the other picture. its on the town's chapel entrance.
Humbird
10-13-2003, 09:08 AM
how old is it? It looks like a byzantine mosaic.
Borba
10-14-2003, 09:14 AM
Wouldnt have a clue, monte probably knows more about it than me :D.
This is another interest church :
Borba
10-14-2003, 09:18 AM
A better image:
Humbird
10-14-2003, 09:44 AM
Those are incredible!
I don't know how old the mosaic is, but the church to which it belongs was built in the 15th century so this mosaic may be that old, not sure though.
Nice to see you like the pictures and want to know these things Humbird :) There are plenty of nice churches/monasteries in Serbia and Montenegro.
This is a very special monastery, built somewhat into a mountain.
ok I'll stop now :tong:
Still no asian lesbians??? :confused: :mad:
You must be blind :D wait a sec
http://www.finalfootball.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5736&perpage=15&pagenumber=6
Isn't that an Asian lesbian, in disguise? :tong:
Humbird
10-14-2003, 10:38 AM
How does anyone get into that mountain church?
Originally posted by MNT
http://www.finalfootball.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5736&perpage=15&pagenumber=6
Isn't that an Asian lesbian, in disguise? :tong:
Uh....no!
:rolleyes: :( :o :rolleyes: well I do owe you something so.... Borba has tons of pics like these!
Originally posted by Humbird
How does anyone get into that mountain church?
Just look at this: http://www.uom.cg.yu/fotografije/slike/ostrog.jpg
:)
Humbird
10-14-2003, 10:42 AM
I see we are no longer discussing medieval churches!
Humbird
10-14-2003, 10:43 AM
Oops. I didn't see your last post MNT.
Humbird
10-14-2003, 10:44 AM
I wouldn't want to be in there during earthquake season!
Originally posted by MNT
:rolleyes: :( :o :rolleyes: well I do owe you something so.... Borba has tons of pics like these!
Now this is getting good.
ha ha well the building is pretty strong , there have been a few earthquakes in the region [Greece, Macedonia] but it's still there ;) It got renovated in the 1920's I believe.
Humbird
10-14-2003, 10:53 AM
As you can see, we have two entirely separate conversations going on here: churches and Asian lesbians. MNT is doing an admirable job of holding it all together!
Thank you :D Although the cultural conversation is easier to maintain... ;)
asian lesbians - out and proud.
now that is a movie for you guys!
You might want to know what such a monastery looks like from the inside, this is a pic during the Easter Celebration: http://www.kosovo.com/vaskrs03-7y.jpg
Humbird
10-14-2003, 11:10 AM
That's alot of candles!
I didn't know you were Serbian, 'Bird.
Humbird
10-14-2003, 12:30 PM
You also thought I was Paraguayan.
Kind of a Serbaguay person.
Peruvian, 'Bird. Peruvian.
Originally posted by Humbird
As you can see, we have two entirely separate conversations going on here: churches and Asian lesbians. MNT is doing an admirable job of holding it all together!
I'm very impressed. I gave up trying to keep track long ago, and I'm not even taking part in the discussion.
I like the medieval churches, though. They are about my style. :) So is the mountain. ;)
Originally posted by JoB
I like the medieval churches, though. They are about my style. :) So is the mountain. ;)
:)
All of you are also more than welcome to post pics of interesting things in your own countries. Wales for example sounds very mystique to me.
Humbird
10-15-2003, 08:25 AM
what is that picture MNT?
That looks like a Greek Orthodox cathedral.
yeah but you call it monastery istead of cathedral :)
whatever, its beautiful. :) Where is it and what is it called?
It's called Gracanica [Grachaneetsa] and it's located in Gracanica near Pristina, Kosovo.
http://www.kosovo.com/egracanica.html ;)
Borba
10-16-2003, 07:34 AM
I watched bad boys 2 today. Is it just me or are movies getting worse and worse in the taste department? Dont get me wrong the car chases were very good but the amount of dead bodies getting run over by cars etc is getting a bit much.
:D
nah I hate that kind movies, to be honest there hasn't been a good movie the entire year!
Borba
10-17-2003, 01:56 AM
Come on monte, surely you jest. Dumb and Dumberer and Nemo were absolute masterpeices. Oh and i just noticed that Bruckheimer (spelling???) had something o do with BB2 now im not at all suprised. After all this is the guy who entertained us with movies like Pearl Harbor etc...
Borba are you sure you don't wanna study law? It seems that in your later profession, there are plenty of occassions to display really erotic behaviour...... :Grint:
Francuski ministar pravosuđa Dominique Perben zatražio je od suda da razmotri slučaj suca koji je zatečen kako masturbira u sudnici. Prema pisanju lista "Charente Libre", čiji je novinar svedočio o tom događaju, neimenovani sudac masturbirao je dok je jedna advokatica iznosila odbranu. Izvor je naveo da će Perben zatražiti od Vrhovnog veća da sprovede istragu i kazni suca. Postupi li tako, preti mu privremena suspenzija.
Borba
10-17-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by MNT
Borba are you sure you don't wanna study law? It seems that in your later profession, there are plenty of occassions to display really erotic behaviour...... :Grint:
Francuski ministar pravosuđa Dominique Perben zatražio je od suda da razmotri slučaj suca koji je zatečen kako masturbira u sudnici. Prema pisanju lista "Charente Libre", čiji je novinar svedočio o tom događaju, neimenovani sudac masturbirao je dok je jedna advokatica iznosila odbranu. Izvor je naveo da će Perben zatražiti od Vrhovnog veća da sprovede istragu i kazni suca. Postupi li tako, preti mu privremena suspenzija.
Im sure that has happened to everyone at one time or another :D :tong:
? it surely never happened to me borba i dont know about you though :confused: :tong:
Borba
10-20-2003, 05:58 AM
monte, oh monte, where are you? ;)
Humbird
10-21-2003, 08:17 AM
Monte's not here but I am! Where are you B?
Borba
10-21-2003, 09:13 AM
Im here. Whats up? ;)
Humbird
10-21-2003, 09:34 AM
Really nothing is up here. How are things in Australia? It's tomorrow already isn't it?
Borba
10-21-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
Really nothing is up here. How are things in Australia? It's tomorrow already isn't it?
Indeed it is. Im quite bored to tell you the truth.
Humbird
10-21-2003, 09:52 AM
Well, this is an interesting situation. It is today here, but tomorrow there. Does that mean you are living in the future? If so, can you give me the winning lottery numbers for Wednesday?
Borba
10-21-2003, 09:58 AM
I cant, that would just be plain unfair ;).
Humbird
10-21-2003, 10:09 AM
Oh you're no fun anymore! :D
dyertribe
10-21-2003, 10:10 AM
Anything goes?...
Zdravo... dobro dosli picka... mmmmmmmm :love:
My Serbian not so good... I learn it from a book :o
Borba
10-21-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
Oh you're no fun anymore! :D
Gee thanks... :depress:
Humbird
10-21-2003, 10:15 AM
If you give me the lottery numbers, I'll split the winnings with you! :D
dyertribe
10-21-2003, 10:16 AM
8, 14, 15, 32, 37, 44
Humbird
10-21-2003, 10:19 AM
Borba you are too late! Now we have to split 3 ways with Dyertribe!
Borba
10-21-2003, 10:24 AM
33.3333333333333333333333333333333333333% each
dyertribe
10-21-2003, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
Borba you are too late! Now we have to split 3 ways with Dyertribe!
That's ironic as I'm always criticised for being too quick...........................
Borba
10-21-2003, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by dyertribe
That's ironic as I'm always criticised for being too quick...........................
It doesnt matter as long as one enjoys oneself...
Humbird
10-21-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Borba
33.3333333333333333333333333333333333333% each
hmmmm. now that I think about it, I should get a bigger percentage since it was my idea originally! :D
Borba
10-21-2003, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Humbird
hmmmm. now that I think about it, I should get a bigger percentage since it was my idea originally! :D
Dont even think about it ;)
Originally posted by dyertribe
That's ironic as I'm always criticised for being too quick...........................
Welcome to the club ;)
Humbird
10-24-2003, 10:58 AM
nothing erotic is happening in this thread at all!
Originally posted by Humbird
nothing erotic is happening in this thread at all!
Well, make it erotic by taking off your bra.
Humbird
10-24-2003, 11:18 AM
Hey, this is supposed to be a Serbian erotic thread. It is up to Borba and MNT to provide the entertainment.
Renfurm
10-24-2003, 01:09 PM
Take off your bra Borba
Borba
10-24-2003, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Renfurm
Take off your bra Borba
:tong:
Borba
10-25-2003, 11:48 AM
After playing a round of golf, three guys are having a few drinks at the country club, when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar.
After a while the new guy approaches the three guys, points at the one in the middle and shouts, "I've fucked your mom!"
The three guys look bewildered as man resumes drinking at the bar.
Ten minutes later he comes back. "Your mom sucked my cock!"
Same thing happens.
Ten minutes later he announces "I've had your mom up the ass!"
The young guys have had enough, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, "Look, Dad, you're drunk, go home!"
Borba
10-26-2003, 01:29 AM
tough crowd...
Humbird
10-27-2003, 11:22 AM
come on B! you must have better jokes than that!
DerbyCounty
10-27-2003, 06:01 PM
thats was a good joke, very funny! :zany: :clap:
Humbird
10-28-2003, 09:03 AM
that was a terrible joke! Try again Borba. Don't you have any australian jokes about kangaroos or wallabees?
Borba
10-28-2003, 09:10 AM
Wallabies arent that funny to tell you the truth. Ive been slapped by a kangaroo, but that is a whole different story.
That sounds to me like a story that should be told, Borba. Please, entertain us. :)
Originally posted by Borba
Wallabies arent that funny to tell you the truth. Ive been slapped by a kangaroo, but that is a whole different story.
Me too! We have so much in common.
So... what are you doing Saturday night?:hmmm:
Marco
10-28-2003, 08:12 PM
I don't know if this story is erotic enough or not...but it did get my juices flowing big time. Made me want the girl sooo much.
A few years ago I went to a Portuguese Association party with my parents. Im pretty sure all ethnic association parties in North American are all the same, lots of old people...few young ones. I was one of the unfortunate young ones, luckily there was a cute girl there as well. She had just turned 18, i was told so there was no worry as to whether my thoughts of her when I saw her was legal.
Anyhow, I went up and starting speaking to her. We shared a couple of drinks and laughs and did a couple of folk dances. The closeness got us a little 'geared up'. After the second dance, we retreated into a corner of the dance hall and started making out. The making out was so intense, I don't think ive ever been so geared up in my life. I quickly went to my jacket and got the keys to my Jetta (i never drive in the same car as my parents).
It was pitch black outside and my Jetta was parked against the wall, between two minivans. We went to the backseat and continued making out. Anyhow, the girl started to moan as we were making out (meanwhile...my pecker is harder than anything) and yet she's still not reaching for my shaft. Now Im getting pissed. I have a load of liquid I wanna release but she's not doing anything to stimulate that load.
The making out gets more and more passionate, I try to go down on her but she refuses. Im flipping and at the same time am too horny to get mad. She's getting more and more into it. I feel her crotch pressed again mine and its hot and moist.
What she did to me next is quite possibly the most exciting thing any girl has ever done to me. She begins to rub her crotch against mine, faster and faster and faster. Her back is arching in a real sexy manner...Im going nuts but loving it at the same time. She moans louder and louder and louder and eventually lets out an exacerbated scream. Im like holy shit....this is such a turn on.
Make a long story short.....
she said that was the first time she had an orgasm without sex, and it was the greatest orgasm of her life.
she didn't want to put out at our first meeting.
I wanted to see her tommorow and the day after that and the day after that.....I love girls that are teases. I say I hate it, but deep down...I love it.
Nothing special, but I just noticed the title of the thread and wanted to share it.
Humbird
10-29-2003, 08:32 AM
Nice story Marco but where are the wallabies?
Borba
10-29-2003, 09:01 AM
There you go Humbird, The perfect story to satisfy your erotic fixation :).
Humbird
10-29-2003, 09:05 AM
Again I ask, where are the wallabies?
Borba
10-29-2003, 09:27 AM
No wallabies, but a grumpy kangaroo should suffice.
Humbird
10-29-2003, 09:33 AM
I wouldn't want to run into him on a dark street corner!
Originally posted by Marco
she said that was the first time she had an orgasm without sex
:tong: Surrrrreeeeeee, come on, she is a female, that should tell you enough ;)
-->Originally posted by Marco
She begins to rub her crotch against mine, faster and faster and faster.
nuff said :D
anyway thanks for sharing this story with us :D
I liked the joke as well
why arent you on msn b?
Borba
10-31-2003, 02:15 AM
I am now ;)
The Arsenal chick is said to be Jennifer Aniston but is she really? :D.
Borba
11-01-2003, 11:01 PM
That wolves woman scares te shit out of me!
PS. monte you seem to scare away our foreign visitors to this thread ;)
Borba
11-02-2003, 05:17 AM
where are you? ;)
Borba
11-03-2003, 09:48 AM
How many people are reading this post? If you are reading it type "aye". If you are not reading it type "nay" ;).
do arsenal chicks need a water boy?
See? It wasn't me who scared away the visitors :tong:
Borba
11-05-2003, 08:11 AM
Hmmm... interesting. MSN? ;)
Humbird
11-05-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Borba
How many people are reading this post? If you are reading it type "aye". If you are not reading it type "nay" ;).
aye! but it's not at all erotic.
Does it all have to come from us Hum? We did our best but our visitors have to contribute a little too :tong:
b some of those damned uni computers don't have msn, i mean like pleasssse as if we woud abuse it ;)
Humbird
11-07-2003, 10:26 AM
No, MNT. the visitors must be entertained. This is the Serbian erotic thread and we expect nothing less.
I disagree! It is the <universal> Erotic Anything Goes thread! it happens to be on the Serbian forum because God wanted so :D
:love2: I'd like to handle me that Blackburn Rovers vulcan.
DerbyCounty
11-09-2003, 07:48 PM
I like the Birmingham one, Leeds, ManU, Blackburn, Fulham!! heck ill have all of them! (except for the wolves one :D ;) )
Humbird
11-11-2003, 10:18 AM
Borba, try checking your pm's once in a while!
Borba
11-11-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Humbird
Borba, try checking your pm's once in a while!
Calm down :)
Humbird
11-13-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by Borba
Calm down :)
Ok. I thought you were ignoring me! :D
Borba
11-13-2003, 10:08 AM
Nah... i wouldnt do that ;)
Borba
11-14-2003, 05:26 PM
Where the hell did everyone go?
Where did monte go? ANSWER ME! :)
I've been sick for some days now b no worries i'm around :)
Borba
11-15-2003, 09:30 PM
Hey monte, i still think you were wrong about Rzasa. He is a quality player. Hope you are feeling better :).
:) Why did he pop up in your head again? I never liked him as a player but as a person he's nice and intelligent.
thanks btw ;)
Borba
11-16-2003, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by MNT
:) Why did he pop up in your head again? I never liked him as a player but as a person he's nice and intelligent.
thanks btw ;)
Because im watching him tackling our attackers as we speak!
so you saw him tackling our players 1 hour before the match even started?! :eek: Petkovic could need a man like you ;)
Borba
11-16-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by MNT
so you saw him tackling our players 1 hour before the match even started?! :eek: Petkovic could need a man like you ;)
Well i was right wasnt i? :D
Sure sure :D
btw what kind of government do you have? Holland dangerous to visit......?!? :punch: :hammer: :zany:
Borba
11-18-2003, 03:06 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about mone? :confused:
;) ok well your gvt stated that holland is a dangerous country to visit, for Australians, because "we smoke weed and are very criminal". DIdn't you hear that?
Borba
11-18-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by MNT
;) ok well your gvt stated that holland is a dangerous country to visit, for Australians, because "we smoke weed and are very criminal". DIdn't you hear that?
Nope, i dont listen to what the government says anyway. Your media is probably blowing it out of proportion.
They are not, it's barely in the news anyway, we've got play offs to worry about ;) I even think it was on teletext only. Just kind of silly IMO but nevermind .....
Borba
11-18-2003, 03:38 PM
So, why arent you on msn?
Borba
11-18-2003, 03:39 PM
I hope scotland beat holland.
It was midnight I had to go to bed, bit pointless to come on msn then
well i think your wish might just come true ;) however, if the youngsters play then I hope NL can make it.
Originally posted by Borba
So, why arent you on msn?
look who's talking :o
Borba
11-20-2003, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by MNT
look who's talking :o
look who's talking about look whose talking :D
Originally posted by Borba
I hope scotland beat holland.
Holland beat Berti Vogts :punch: :hammer: so Holland's happy ;)
So Borba when can I expect my ticket to a Gold Coast holiday in my mailbox? :D
Borba
11-23-2003, 05:33 PM
I dunno, when do you want to come down ;)
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