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OSF
05-24-2005, 08:22 AM
The new Hamburger ad starring a scantily clad Paris Hilton frolicking with a water hose is too hot for a media watchdog group.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050524/ap_en_ot/people_hilton



I didn't believe it, so I dug up the video.

Well, it wasn't bad! :reddance:

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html
Humbird
05-24-2005, 08:47 AM
It's ironic that she would be doing a commercial for a restaurant.

She looks like she hasn't eaten in several years.
Razor
05-24-2005, 04:55 PM
Bah! It's no worse than the Whitesnake video for "Here I Go Again"!

People are oversensitive today... :yeldance:
Humbird
05-25-2005, 08:14 AM
Bah! It's no worse than the Whitesnake video for "Here I Go Again"!

People are oversensitive today... :yeldance:
Bwahahhahahaaaaa, wasn't that the video where Tawny Kitaen did a front walkover between two cars. I actually did that on a bet! Easiest $20 I ever made.
Pila
05-25-2005, 09:00 AM
What's a "front walkover?"
Humbird
05-25-2005, 09:12 AM
What's a "front walkover?"
Well, a front limber would be a handstand then further over into a backbend and then standing up. A walkover is one leg at a time and landing on one leg at a time.

Stand up now, Pila. Take off your shoes. Kicking back with your left leg, drop your hands to the floor and push yourself up into a handstand. Preferably, you'll hit a split while upside down in the handstand, but don't worry if you can't do it the first time. Then go on over into a backbend landing with your left foot and stand up from the backbend, finally bringing your right foot down.

Simple, huh?

http://www.gymnasticsrevolution.com/GymInteractive-Floor-FrontWalkover.htm
Pila
05-25-2005, 09:28 AM
That was easy. Now, how do I get my spine back?
Humbird
05-25-2005, 09:30 AM
That was easy. Now, how do I get my spine back?
Call one of the interns for a massage! :D
JureM
05-25-2005, 10:06 AM
You realize that if she actually turned her head, she could pass wind in her own face.
Humbird
05-25-2005, 10:14 AM
Moderator! Moderator!
JureM
05-25-2005, 10:20 AM
Moderator! Moderator!


Wait? Aren't you the moderator here???
Humbird
05-25-2005, 10:21 AM
Wait? Aren't you the moderator here???

Nevermind then! :wth:

:D
JureM
05-25-2005, 10:38 AM
Moderator! Moderator!
Humbird
05-25-2005, 10:45 AM
Jure, if I asked you very very nicely, would you consider changing your avatar so it was more "workplace friendly?"
JureM
05-25-2005, 11:17 AM
Jure, if I asked you very very nicely, would you consider changing your avatar so it was more "workplace friendly?"


Not a problem. I'll change it in a second.
JureM
05-25-2005, 11:18 AM
How's that?
Humbird
05-25-2005, 11:23 AM
a red x???
Flo
05-25-2005, 11:24 AM
a red x???
Did you get different starting blocks for Mr. H last night Hummy? Or were you praying to Manuel Rui Bird for Rui Costa today?
Humbird
05-25-2005, 11:27 AM
Did you get different starting blocks for Mr. H last night Hummy? Or were you praying to Manuel Rui Bird for Rui Costa today?

I didn't want to tell you, Flo, but Manuel Rui Bird passed away.
Flo
05-25-2005, 11:31 AM
I didn't want to tell you, Flo, but Manuel Rui Bird passed away.
Did a squirrel get to him? :depress:
Humbird
05-25-2005, 11:50 AM
No. Just old age.
Flo
05-25-2005, 11:54 AM
No. Just old age.
That's what Milan reports as well. :sad: :depress: